Conversation Among Eagles Players After South Africa win

Note: This is only imaginary

The Eagles players are slowly walking down Alexa street, in the routine morning walk. They come to a spot where ladies gather, waving flags, the players look at themselves.

Simon: Mehn, see fine girls

Ogu: (surprised) na who get that voice eh? Na foreign land you de so. (They all laugh)

Iwobi: How is it that married men are looking at ladies? (They all laugh as Simon chases him)

Mikel: guys, guys, no horse play, except you wan impress the ladies (they all laugh)

Akpeyi: (winks) where those married men, mek una look away oo, na people like Chukwueze suppose look.

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Chukwueze: (startled) who? Abeg ooo, senior man na small boy I be. I no understand oo

All: eeeehhhh! Chuks!

Chukwueze: na so na. You don catch me before?

Ndidi: mek una no spoil us joor (players all laugh)

Ekong: What are you guys saying? Let’s ask the newly weds how e de be. (Iwobi runs to Ndidi, places an imaginary microphone to his mouth)

Iwobi: Mr Ndidi, could you tell us what it means to get married (players look on in anticipation of his thoughts)

Ndidi: comot joor. Na only me marry?

Etebo: but na you be the latest. Abi you wan mek I show you your pictures? ( Players chant “show am, show am)

Musa: Una de worry ooo, leave marriage matter mek we talk about our match yesterday ooo

Shehu: Alhaji na so. As you wan carry run finish South Africa

Osimhen: but those guys make mouth no be small

Ezenwa: na so una change topic eh? (Laughs hard) but wait…if marriage be by who tall pass, Paul for don marry. (They all laugh as Paul runs after him)

Balogun: What if it’s by being short? (There’s silence. Players look at each other, then Musa runs away and mentions Onyekuru)

Ogu: (takes dance steps) Ginger ooo ginger oooo, eh eh…na who slap me? (All laugh as Onyekuru goes in pursuit of Musa who runs round the players

Mikel: You guys ain’t serious at all. My ribs not gonna break (laughs hard)

Ighalo: how did we even walk past those girls without getting a wife material?

Paul: how many yards? (All laugh)

Aina: You guys ain’t hungry? I’m damn hungry! (They all laugh and say “we know)

Collins: Are we still walking?

Iwobi: Man we’re walking back to Naija (all laugh)

Ndidi: na die be that. Una know say I just marry…(Etebo interrupts)

Etebo: but you bin no wan talk about am.

Ndidi: Forget joor…

Aina: Someone’s boyfriend is hungry ( everyone turns to him and said “what?”

Osimhen: Senior I think say u be priest

Aina: Priest kee you there (all laugh so hard)

Coach Imama who follows from behind blows his whistle as the players stop to take water